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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
 
When I SNAP, you'll be the first to go!
 
333: Only Half Evil
 
No matter where you go, there you are!
We`re All Here Because We`re Not All There
 
 
"F*** YOU!!!!!!!!" ~Sam Kinison
 
Okay, Okay, I take it back....UNF*** you!!
 
They got the library at Alexandria, but they'll never get mine.
 
The worst thing about censorship is ********.
 
Friendly Union City Kids!
 
Dangerously Under-Medicated
 
Madness Takes its Toll: Please Have Exact Change.
 
In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday
 
Heavily medicated for your safety.
 
You`re just jealous because the Voices are talking to me.
 
DON'T ANNOY THE UNMEDICATED PSYCHO!
 
Bondage Is Knot For Everyone
 
 
I used to have superhuman powers, but my therapist took them away.
 
Chaos, Panic & Disorder. My Work Here Is Done
 
Don`t Steal -- The Government Hates Competition
 
Using a feather isn't kinky. Using the whole chicken is Kinky.
 
VIDEO GAMES! Why waste good technology on science and medicine?!
 
There`s too much blood in my Caffeine System
 
Monarchy: where your count votes.
 
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
 
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
 
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it
                                    taint mine.
 
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

Jesus would roll over in His grave, if He had one...

 

If you set out to fail and succeed, which have you done?

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