Hey! We're the guys who has a friend who knows a guy who works in the mailroom of the CIA that buys from another guy who works in the mailroom of the CIA who has a friend that gets his shoes shined by a guy who knows a hot dog vender that sells hot dogs to a man with a wife who knows a man with a brother with a sister who is dating a cousin that has a friend with a friend.
And we wanted to correct the rumor that has leaked and been grossly misinterpreted.
This is the original message:
In the bathroom of a mailroom building with a shoe shiner outside, a CIA reporter overheard two guys who had taken drugs bought from a man with a hot dog longer than the man with a friend who is dating an alligator's sister who ate a guy with a friend with the intelligence not to crap in the toilet that is not working on the 28th of this month.
Don't you believe it!
Signed -- an organized group of alligators planning to rise up into unsuspecting Americans' toilet bowls on the 28th of this month.